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Upload the plate
Drop in a clear plate photo. PlateRoast reads the vanity message and prepares the setup.
AI-powered plate reckoning
Your vanity plate asked for this.
Upload your plate and get a savage, captioned AI roast video in about 60 seconds. Post it proudly—or quietly reconsider your life choices.
Free watermarked preview. You control whether it gets shared.
Roast status
Voiceover locked
SpicyThe PlateRoast promise
~60 sec
A fast automated roast, not a week-long creative brief.
Your call
Nothing is posted by PlateRoast without clear permission.
$0 first
Preview the watermarked result before paying for HD.
One photo in. One roast out.
A content machine disguised as an insult.
PlateRoast turns a readable plate photo into a short-form video built to be sent to the group chat immediately.
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Get the roast
AI writes the punchline, records the voiceover, and cuts a captioned video around the actual photo.
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Share the damage
Download the finished clip, post it, and let friends decide whether the plate deserved worse.
Built for the replay
Voice, captions, punchline—already cut.
The final video pairs your actual plate image with an AI-written roast, character voiceover, animated framing, and readable captions. No editing timeline required.
Vertical social-ready format
Downloadable HD upgrade
Optional community leaderboard
Pay after the punchline
Choose how hard you commit.
Start with the roast. Upgrade only when it is too good to leave watermarked.
Preview
Free
Meet your roast before you spend anything.
- One AI plate roast
- Voiceover and captions
- PlateRoast watermark
The clean getaway
HD Roast
$7 one time
Take the full-resolution video, lose the watermark, and post the evidence anywhere.
- Everything in Preview
- No PlateRoast watermark
- High-definition download
- Ready for Reels, Shorts, and TikTok
Trophy shelf
$29
An “Officially Roasted” frame made and shipped on demand.
- Print-on-demand frame
- No inventory hassle
- A permanent bad decision
Before you upload
Fair questions. Unfair answers.
One photo. Sixty-ish seconds. Zero mercy.
Your plate has been smug long enough.
Upload it, let PlateRoast do the talking, and decide whether your group chat can handle the result.
Roast my plate